Monday, June 22, 2015

Montreal

Went to Montreal to see the surgeon. Realistic conversation: my vagina is broken. The cure is salt water. I should do it often. My pussy is small but that's normal? Functional. Sounds good?

While there I checked out old Montreal and Olympic stadium. Both are awesome but I'll give a cookie to you if you guess which I loved most.*

*ya I'm not gonna do that.