Well I'm in the clinic. Tomorrow morning at noon is my surgery.
I arrived in Montreal Monday morning. Until now, I'd been staying in this adorable bed and breakfast called Gite du Marigot. The owners are absolutely amazing, friendly, and chic. I recommend you visit, even if pussy isn't involved.
Before arriving at the clinic, I had to have an enema and shave extensively and meticulously.
When I arrived, they did the paperwork, took my blood pressure, and explained that my surgery will be tomorrow at noon, and I've got a few things to tackle tonight.
Make sure your shaved!
Have another enema, why don't ya!
Wash your body with this gooey red soap
All done! I'm in my room now, waiting for the nurse to come over and check that I shaved properly.
Everyone seems nice. This one nurse totally gets my sense of humor, so that's good.
I'm scared now. I've seen many of the other girls post op and they are all fabulous. Fear is unfounded. Full speed ahead.
I'll be out of commission tomorrow, but they have wifi here and I will post again once I'm able to.
Love you all,