A malfunction in the machine happened when my family was in the car halfway through, and the car I just bought was totaled. Best part, ever? Esso is avoiding liability, illegally refusing to provide their insurance information, and generally making a tragic financial mess of my even further.
I haven't felt sexy, not that it matters anymore. Here are some pics of how I could have been if I washed the car myself instead of paying Esso to break my car with my baby inside.